'What I need now is a good publicist...'
Ship Historian Gifts
If you’re searching for the perfect gift for a ship historian, explore our range of witty and charming items. Designed to celebrate their fascination with maritime history, these products blend humor and history, making every piece a conversation starter. Whether they love ships, nautical tales, or sailing adventures, our curated collection offers something special to honor their unique interest.
'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'
"It's so huge that calling it 'Ark' somehow didn't seem to do it justice."
Remote control pirate bully
When laundry ruled the waves.
Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore
Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.
Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore
"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."
"Shall I let them breathe."
'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'
"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."
'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'
"Captain, we've taken on strippers."
On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.
"Destroyers"
"You can let that go till later, Harris."
Victorian Royal Navy
Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners
"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."
A grave with an anchor and periscope
F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."
'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'
'We should talk more.'
Lighthouse attracts ships like moths
"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."
"Long Johns Silver."
Horatio Nelson
'Kiss me Hardy.'
John Bull Devouring the French Navy
Iron clad sailors
U Boat
Captain Thomas Coram.
Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One
'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'
Ship Historian Gifts Collection
Ship Historian Mugs
Explore our collection of nautical and ship-themed mugs to find the perfect gift that combines humor and history for your ship historian.
Ship Historian Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with maritime themes—ideal for ship lovers who want to bring a nautical touch to their living space.
Ship Historian Prints
Decorate with our ship-themed prints, showcasing historic vessels and nautical scenes that will inspire and delight any maritime history buff.
Ship Historian T-Shirts
Browse our nautical t-shirts that allow ship enthusiasts to wear their passion with pride and a smile. Discover designs that speak to their love of the sea.