Historic Ship Enthusiast Gifts

Interior of the Turret of the Monitor Montauk- Rifled Shell Gun Left, Cannon Right

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

On the brink.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Need tickets.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Captain Thomas Coram.

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

Ship

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'It's his wife I feel sorry for.'

'You didn't see it, I didn't see it - OK??'

The Ship's Aground on the Shore...

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

Starfleet Command. Live long and prosper. Vulcans must have great retirement benefits.

"What about my name?"

'Next time you pick me up lose the open plan galley.'

"I'm getting to see REAL ships. Mom's going for some pre-naval care."

A One-Sided View.

Pirate toilet.

'Hmph! Another programme trying to grab ratings'

Cargo Ship Backlog

Manning the (back) yards.