Ship Enthusiasts Gifts

How's My Driving?

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Do you mind?"

Boat wedding.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

On the brink.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Loud mouth bass.

"I don't do windows."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Fishing boat.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Sperm Whale.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

COWMIKAZES

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.