Shipping Enthusiasts Gifts

"I've bought my own container."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

On the brink.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Ever Given

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

One of a kind.

Suez Canal Curse

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Need tickets.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Lighthouse switch

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Captain Thomas Coram.

'Need anything today?'

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Where has he been so long?

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

Beacon Theatre