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"I've bought my own container."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

On the brink.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Ever Given

One of a kind.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Need tickets.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Lighthouse switch

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

Captain Thomas Coram.

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'Need anything today?'

Where has he been so long?

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Will you marry me?

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."