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Oil tanker and refinery.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"While it's holding our new furniture, we're not paying for storage."

Suez canal blocking.

Cuban Exports

Ever Given Free

On the brink.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"He's a keeper!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Ever Given

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Need tickets.

"Ye God's... That was close."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Captain Thomas Coram.

Lighthouse switch

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Where has he been so long?

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'