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101 uses of a dead cat: mooring post.

Faster, Georges, faster!

On the brink.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Suez Canal Curse

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

Need tickets.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

Lighthouse switch

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Captain Thomas Coram.

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Ship

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Beacon Theatre

Suez canal blocking.