Quirky Ship Enthusiast Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: mooring post.

Faster, Georges, faster!

On the brink.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Ever Given

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Need tickets.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Captain Thomas Coram.

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Lighthouse switch

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Suez canal blocking.

Will you marry me?

Ship

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"