Quirky Pirate Enthusiast Pillows

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

Pirate

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'