Dog Lover With Pirate Flair Pillows

Once a pirate always a pirate!

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Your love gives me strength."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Wow, what a DILF."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"He ran out of pee."

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

Dog and man on couch

A skinny dog with clown make up

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"I only missed one rodent quota!"

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

'I know how you feel.'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

Bad Dog

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'