Dog Lover With Pirate Flair Gifts

Once a pirate always a pirate!

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Your love gives me strength."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Wow, what a DILF."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"He ran out of pee."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

A skinny dog with clown make up

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Dog and man on couch

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

"I only missed one rodent quota!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

'I know how you feel.'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Bad Dog

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'