Four-legged Friend Aficionado Gifts

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

A fat man walking his dog from his car.

Welcome to the Team

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Your love gives me strength."

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'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

Spot the fur ball.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Know your dog - The brain.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Dog Sees Only Food

Who Let the Dawg In?

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."