Four-legged Friend Lover Gifts

'Now that's Hi-def!'

'Intelligent! I'll say he's intelligent!'

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Super Dog'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Have you tried biting him?"

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Christmas Pets

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

PET THEORIES

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Chasebook

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Pet Entertainers

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.