Four-legged Friend Lover Gifts

'Now that's Hi-def!'

'Intelligent! I'll say he's intelligent!'

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Super Dog'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Have you tried biting him?"

Christmas Pets

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

PET THEORIES

Pet Entertainers

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Humans are strange."