Four-legged Friends Gifts

"Fish needs bigger hole."

They're quite easy to please actually: Wag your tail when you look at them and you're set for life...

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Raised by Dogs

"Your love gives me strength."

"You're completely screwed up."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'We'll take it!'

Dog Sees Only Food

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'He's barking mad!'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Dog and man on couch

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Cat and Dog Fights.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

"Yep, that's water retention."

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."