Four-legged Family Gifts

'We'll take it!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

'Guide dogs only'.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Super Dog'

Chasebook

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Dog History

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"He wants a second opinion."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

Homemade dog biscuits.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

Dog on leash not able to reach tree