Four-legged Family Member Gifts

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Bad dog."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'We'll take it!'

Dog History

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Know your dog - The brain.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Fleas Navidad.

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"