Four-legged Family Fanatic Gifts

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Epic Battles

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'We'll take it!'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Know your dog - The brain.

Dog Sees Only Food

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."