Four-legged Family Fanatic Gifts

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Don't even think about it."

Epic Battles

"Your love gives me strength."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'We'll take it!'

Know your dog - The brain.

Dog Sees Only Food

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."