Four-legged Fanatic Gifts

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Know your dog - The brain.

'And pop out and get some now!'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Canine Companion

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Cat Towels

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."