Four-legged Fun Lover Gifts

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"Your love gives me strength."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Click it or ticket.'

Dog Sees Only Food

Know your dog - The brain.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Two cats are high off catnip.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog