Four-legged Friend Enthusiast Gifts

"Your love gives me strength."

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

'Rain or no, I still think he wants to go walkies,dear.'

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

"Do you like this? I made it from scratch!"

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'Next!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

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'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

Know your dog - The brain.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog Sees Only Food

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'