Fun-loving Pet Owner Gifts

'He collects signs.'

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

1. Be a good boy. 2. But also, hog the bed

'I can't believe it! MY son has got an E in rabbit chasing?'

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

'No, Marmaduke, we don't get takeout at a toll booth.'

'It's alright for you, you always land on your feet!'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

Spot Quiz....

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

'Click it or ticket.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Who's best friend are you?'

'Good book?'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

A girl with a dog and balloons