Laugh-loving Pet Owner Gifts

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

Will act like an idiot for food.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Pet Pony

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Good book?'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

When Pugs dream.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."