Laugh-loving Pet Owner Prints

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

Will act like an idiot for food.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Pet Pony

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

K9 Literati.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Good book?'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

When Pugs dream.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."