Laugh-seeking Pet Owner Gifts

Cat looking up fish recipes.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Pet Pony

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

'Good book?'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

When Pugs dream.

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Fido phones

'Better get used to it. I was just appointed to nine life terms to the bench.'

"Tonight I'm going to bury this sucker so far underground he'll never find it."