Laugh-seeking Pet Owner Pillows

Cat looking up fish recipes.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Pet Pony

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

K9 Literati.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'Good book?'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

When Pugs dream.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

'Better get used to it. I was just appointed to nine life terms to the bench.'

Bad Dog

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'