Pet Owner Giggles Pillows

'Now what?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Pet Pony

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

K9 Literati.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'Good book?'

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

When Pugs dream.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

"That's where I do 'my business'."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Will act like an idiot for food.

Cat looking up fish recipes.