Pet Lover Giggles Pillows

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Pet Pony

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'Click it or ticket.'

K9 Literati.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Good book?'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

When Pugs dream.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

A girl with a dog and balloons

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

Cattery and kennels

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'If we build it, they will come.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

Self-walking dog