"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"
Dog Lover Laughs Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their home with pillows that celebrate the funny, lovable side of dogs—great for brightening up any living space with laughter.
"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"
"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"
"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."
"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
A Good Batch.
'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'
'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'
"Pick me!"
"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'
'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'
"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"
'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'
"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"
"He was overly socialized as a puppy."
"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'
"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."
"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."
Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.
"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."
Brian was very proud of his dog.
"Quick, start the car!"
'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'
Squirrel Chasing a Dog
A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'
"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."
A Copy Editor and His Dog
'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'
"He was a very good boy."
Dog Lover Laughs Pillows Collection
Dog Lover Laughs Mugs
Explore our humorous dog lover mugs for a daily dose of laughter and canine charm that will brighten any morning.
Dog Lover Laughs Prints
Find hilarious dog print art that adds character and comedy to any wall—ideal for animal lovers with a sense of humor.
Dog Lover Laughs T-Shirts
Discover witty dog-themed t-shirts that let you wear your humor and love for dogs on your sleeve—perfect for casual, fun outings.