Pet Lover Giggles Gifts

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

K9 Literati.

'Click it or ticket.'

Pet Pony

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Good book?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

When Pugs dream.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

A girl with a dog and balloons

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

Fido phones

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Cattery and kennels

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'If we build it, they will come.'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

Self-walking dog