Pet Lover Giggler Gifts

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

'Click it or ticket.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Good book?'

A girl with a dog and balloons

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

A centi-stampede.

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

Fido phones

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

Cattery and kennels

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'If we build it, they will come.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."