Pet Owner's Giggle Gifts

"Wow, you're right. That is a serious flea infestation!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Pet Pony

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Good book?'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

A girl with a dog and balloons

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

"That's where I do 'my business'."

Will act like an idiot for food.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

Re-explore familiar surroundings. You may come across some fresh, new surprises!

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

"What?"