Pet Owner Chucklers Gifts

"Believe me, I've lost more than my mittens."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

Cat at Surprise Party.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

When Pugs dream.

Parrot annoying dog.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Polly want a cracker?

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Cattery and kennels

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Well, it wasn't me.'

"Leave the toilet."

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

'Do you ever wish you could get a nice tan?'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

Don't forget to feed the python...