Dog Owner Chuckler Gifts

Re-explore familiar surroundings. You may come across some fresh, new surprises!

'Poor, dumb, ignorant dog! Has no idea we're about to scare him to DEATH!!!'

"That's where I do 'my business'."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

"Bad dog!"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

'For him, all food is fast food.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

The Haunted Dog House

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

"I never liked dogs in any of my previous lives either."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'Do you extract teeth?'

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

Will act like an idiot for food.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

"Goddam Dogs."

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"I happen."

"If she can find all the bones she's buried, she's my next investment counselor."

'So I decided, why not a REAL attack dog running mate?'

"We got custody of the Cat."

"And remember, my door is always open."

"I keep getting into a flap."

'Now what?'