Animal Chuckler Gifts

"Is it true, cows have four stomachs?"

"I keep getting into a flap."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

World of Cow.

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'For him, all food is fast food.'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"That's where I do 'my business'."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

'Bless you!'

Re-explore familiar surroundings. You may come across some fresh, new surprises!

"If she can find all the bones she's buried, she's my next investment counselor."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

Yoga - moooooooo.

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."