Animal Lover Chuckler Gifts

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'Scary movie?'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Pampered Pets.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

Hog Futures

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

I've been doing sit-ups!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

Working from Home

'Fowl!'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

Balding dog

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

'Sometimes I feel like people send me Valentine's Day cards just to TICK ME OFF!!'

Cattery and kennels