Animal Lover Chuckler Pillows

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Scary movie?'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

Hog Futures

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

'Fowl!'

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Working from Home

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

Balding dog

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."