Animal Lover Giggler Pillows

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

A centi-stampede.

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

Dog Walking on Stilts

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

Cattery and kennels

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

Dog walks over a vent and gets hair blown off.

Zoom

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'