Pet Giggler Pillows

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'I'm not pulling. He is.'

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'It's a quarter-to-three and there's no one in the place except ewe and me.'

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

The Baby Mechanic

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

'Now what?'

"I don't feel like going on a walk today, so I got me an Uber to take me around the block. You need the exercise, so you can walk beside the car."

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

Car mechanic using his limbs to lift the vehicle.

I accidently used the dog's shampoo! Boy it itches!

"How's your sense of humor? We're looking for an auditor who knows how to laugh."

"Wow, you're right. That is a serious flea infestation!"

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

Your nodding dog needed a new universal joint.

''Bad pig!' 'Is that even possible?''

Garage a Trois

"My mom's getting remarried and I'm part of the transition team"

STRIP "I know they say shopping trolleys have a mind of their own, but this is ridiculus!!"