Canine Giggles Pillows

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"Ever eat a bird?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

A mum trying to dry an excited child

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

At the baby oil factory.

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

A real turkey lunch.

"I keep getting into a flap."

'Now what?'

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

"I don't feel like going on a walk today, so I got me an Uber to take me around the block. You need the exercise, so you can walk beside the car."

'Back so soon?'

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

Chicken chaps

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

"How can you look into those eyes and make her sleep outside?"

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

'I'll be your best friend, but nothing kinky.'

'I'm not pulling. He is.'

'How's the diet coming?'

"Wow, you're right. That is a serious flea infestation!"

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

Post office with 'Most Wanted' dog posters.

Chicken Holding a Balloon with One Written on it

"Is it true, cows have four stomachs?"