Canine Giggles T-Shirts

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"Ever eat a bird?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

At the baby oil factory.

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

"I keep getting into a flap."

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

A real turkey lunch.

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

'Now what?'

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'Back so soon?'

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

"I don't feel like going on a walk today, so I got me an Uber to take me around the block. You need the exercise, so you can walk beside the car."

Chicken chaps

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

"How can you look into those eyes and make her sleep outside?"

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

"Wow, you're right. That is a serious flea infestation!"

'I'll be your best friend, but nothing kinky.'

'I'm not pulling. He is.'

'How's the diet coming?'

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

'Wow, it's like he's not even moving his lips!'

Post office with 'Most Wanted' dog posters.

Chicken Holding a Balloon with One Written on it