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'Now what?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Dog Dressed to Eat

K9 Literati.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Pet Pony

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

'Good book?'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

A girl with a dog and balloons

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

When Pugs dream.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Fido phones

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Well, it wasn't me.'

Will act like an idiot for food.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"That's where I do 'my business'."