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"Believe me, I've lost more than my mittens."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Cat at Surprise Party.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

Parrot annoying dog.

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

When Pugs dream.

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

Polly want a cracker?

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Cattery and kennels

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

"Leave the toilet."

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

'Do you ever wish you could get a nice tan?'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Don't forget to feed the python...

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

"That's where I do 'my business'."