Pet Owner Jokester T-Shirts

"Well, I think it's a BIG improvement over how he used to play with them after he caught them!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Cat at Surprise Party.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Parrot annoying dog.

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

When Pugs dream.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Polly want a cracker?

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Bad Dog

'Better get used to it. I was just appointed to nine life terms to the bench.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'