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At the baby oil factory.

'Back so soon?'

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Clown God

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

Batman's Baby

A baby in court

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Whoops!'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Sorry, what was that?'

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Oh, sure, the world gets a savior, and what do I get? Hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits!'

Was it just a dream?

Potty trainers hotline

"Who ate all the pieties?"

"Fancy biting your gold medal just because a photographer told you to."

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

A real turkey lunch.

Tapeworm befriends umbilical cord,

'Psst. I got a powerful feeling Jimbo has a full house.'

"I'm not on board with this."

This way up Babygro.

'You Know Who got into my closet.'