Baby Giggles Prints

At the baby oil factory.

'Back so soon?'

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Clown God

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

A baby in court

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Whoops!'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Sorry, what was that?'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Oh, sure, the world gets a savior, and what do I get? Hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits!'

Was it just a dream?

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

A real turkey lunch.

"Fancy biting your gold medal just because a photographer told you to."

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

This way up Babygro.

Tapeworm befriends umbilical cord,

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'Psst. I got a powerful feeling Jimbo has a full house.'

"I'm not on board with this."

Dog playing fetch

Early Trigger Warning

Three wall angels...

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

"I believe you know Mars, God of Defense."