Baby Giggler Prints

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Clown God

A baby playing on a grand piano

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

At the baby oil factory.

'Whoops!'

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'Good morning!'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

No Yule Turn.

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

"Guess what face I'm making now."

This way up Babygro.

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

'Back so soon?'

"I'm not on board with this."

Early Trigger Warning

'Hey your hair is on backwards!'