Baby Giggler Gifts

Fight fight fight. What's going on? It's Rudy and Sadie. On the verge of a brawl. Sadie says internet videos are mindless narcissistic garbage. Rudy's taking it personally and bringing the hard stuff. Look at the kitty licking a cute baby's face. Can't breathe.

Batman's Baby

Potty trainers hotline

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Clown God

A baby playing on a grand piano

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

At the baby oil factory.

'Whoops!'

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Good morning!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

No Yule Turn.

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

"Who ate all the pieties?"

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

"Guess what face I'm making now."

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

'Back so soon?'

"I'm not on board with this."