Baby Gigglers Gifts

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Batman's Baby

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Giggle.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

The First Supper

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Ghost Playing Cello

Boo-gle.

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

Potty trainers hotline

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'It's one of your five a day.'

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."