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This way up Babygro.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

A baby playing on a grand piano

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A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

At the baby oil factory.

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Tred carefully mill.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

No Yule Turn.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

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'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"Guess what face I'm making now."

Shopping for bandages...

'Well, if you're enjoying your diet plan you must be doing it wrong.'