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"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Batman's Baby

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"More helium."

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"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Acupuncture clinic

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

'The Doctor will see you now. Here's your medical jargon dictionary.'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

At the baby oil factory.

Although she wrote in her online dating profile that she wanted a guy with a sense of humor, this was not what Mindy had envisioned.

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

Tragedy and Material

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

'This is a tongue depressor for patients who won't stop talking.'

'And I thought to myself: I spend my life laughing, why not try to make others laugh...'